fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

(Reblogged from lindsaychrist)

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

(Reblogged from lindsaychrist)

having a rare moment where i wish i had friends/i could text/see them rn but my phone is out of minutes and i dont know who i can call a friend in orlando yet

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allysinfiniteplaylist:

This’ll be the last time I ever do your hair.
One face among the many,
I never thought you cared.

(Reblogged from allysinfiniteplaylist)

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

(Source: gusfrngs)

(Reblogged from i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

nuthinbutabeethang:

Drone. Drones live for about a month and don’t have a stinger. Their sole purpose is to mate with the Queen and to walk around the colony all cool like. Once they have mated, they usually die soon after because their penises are ripped from their bodies.

(Reblogged from beefscherry)

professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Reblogged from evannabadasslovegood)

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

(Reblogged from cladora)
(Reblogged from flesh-mechanics)
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no wonder why,
my heart feels dead inside
it’s cold and hard and petrified
lock the doors and close the blinds
we’re going for a ride

(Reblogged from l-llewd)

you heard it here first prayer’s going to get murdered by an angry drug dealer someday

i’m pretty sure my blowjobs would only be worth like $25 but i’m cute and picky about dicks that go in my mouth so

would totally suck a dick for $40 rn if i weren’t in a monogamous relationship

(Reblogged from tsarabella)
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tastyassjams:

Helena Beat // Foster The People

Yeah yeah and it’s okay
I tie my hands up to a chair so I don’t fall that way
Yeah yeah and I’m alright
I took a sip of something poisoned but I’ll hold on tight

(Reblogged from tastyassjams)